Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health…blah blah blah. We all know this. As ProFraternity Organization Chair for Continuous Education with a Harvard MBA, I know this. We all know this and yet it has not stopped most of us from still doing this really dangerous deed. So, in honor of my grandmother who died from overexposure to secondhand smoke, here is my take on how to help convince you gentlemen to stop smoking. Don’t forget we’re here as ProFraternity to help you out; join as a member of the ProFraternity Organization – go here.
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No, I won’t tell you how it makes you look uncool, or how it ruins your lungs. Apparently, those gigantic TV ads that show what happens to your lungs whenever you light one stick after another never worked. So maybe a little scare tactic on your beloved love life will do the trick.
How it will affect your dating life?
Gentlemen, here is how smoking can ruin your dating life (PS, this goes out to girls too). To begin with it makes you smell bad. Girls love nice-smelling men. Unfortunately, chain smokers don’t smell anything like nice. No perfume or toothpaste or mint could ever fully mask the sticky tarry smell of nicotine in the body. Your sweat does not smell like sweat, it smells like burnt sweat. Your breath smells like you’ve chewed a thousand burned leaves and don’t even get me started on your hair. Guys, remember that women have 30 times more sensitive noses than you have; ours sense of smell are so powerful it can stimulate feelings. When a woman can smell nothing else on you but cigarettes, you might be stimulating some bad gag-inducing feelings. Worse still is that smoking makes kissing a bad experience. Cigarette smoking leaves a kind of bitter, burnt taste in the mouth that makes the mouth smell bad and taste bad. And yes, that makes making out a very unpleasant experience.
Let’s face it you’ll never attract the health conscious of the lot, which by the way, are growing in numbers. More and more women these days are becoming health junkies. After all, this is the day and age where people’s concern on health and wellness is competing on the need to earn money. That means such an unhealthy vice would turn her off IN AN INSTANT, avoid it now. For one, a chain smoker would not seem like a happily ever after for her – you smoke too much, you’re going to get sick, you’re going to die young; that, or you smoke too much you’re going to make her sick from secondhand smoke. Either way, you won’t make a good prospect for Ms Health Buff. And last but not least, your manhood may become weaker sooner than when you’re not smoking. Well, this is perhaps the only part in this whole entry where I’m going to talk about the actual physical health effects of smoking. Smoking can cause a deterioration of the blood vessels, thereby causing irregularities in blood circulation even in the most *delicate* of areas. And yes, you guessed it right: impotence.
So if you don’t want to lose the power of your manhood too early, and you don’t want to lose your sex life too soon, you may want to cut on the tobacco consumption. For more tips on how NOT to turn her off, read here.
Quit smoking now!